@DANIELLEism I don’t know unemployment. There are certain situations you can’t get it like if you quit? But if you get fired you can? Dunno.
@FroggieChikk maybe I’m not good at this, depressing you all the time ;d
@FroggieChikk Someone ALWAYS wants you.
@FroggieChikk anyway, you’re twitter-cool, you don’t need to worry about all that noise.
@FroggieChikk —with a lady, he enjoys her company, and he would give her the time, if she demanded “love me now or lose me forever”
@FroggieChikk at least long term. They may keep a friendship up to get a crack at your “hotter” friends, but for a guy to spend his time—
@FroggieChikk —guys don’t spend time with women that they wouldn’t sleep with. Straight up yes/no, would you bang her? Is always yes.
@FroggieChikk maybe they’d have to be drunk, maybe it wouldn’t ever be for a relationship, just a hookup, but guys don’t spend time with—
@FroggieChikk If they are a male friend, they would hook up with you. Guys don’t keep female friends that they wouldn’t sleep with.
@FroggieChikk Bah, I’m glad nobody calls me their sister. @34bearcat
@FroggieChikk What, is that like when you can’t score at a family reunion? Oh man, that sounds bad, especially since my reunions are in WV
“The police are just a janitorial service employed to clean up your blood after you’ve been murdered.” -Wynn Duffy
@DANIELLEism Congratulations! Hope you have something better paying and more fun already lined up.
@mad_helper did have AutoPager on my setup for awhile but infinite scrolling on craigslist and ebay was kind of annoying when I didn’t want
@sehchic They’re customers, why can’t we CUSS at THEM!?!?!
@BigMikeInAustin because they stutter.
@thatUPSdude nah, get a picket fence around yo arm instead of barbed wire. More dangerous. @FroggieChikk
@FroggieChikk Nuzzles with beard, sheshe
@FroggieChikk ;PPPP *lick*
@FroggieChikk squeeze
@FroggieChikk Also make sure you’re hydrated and maybe eat a banana. Potassium helps prevent cramps, etc.
@FroggieChikk Do you need someone to rub your hands?