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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 368

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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 368

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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 368

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 369

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 370

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 368

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 369

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 370

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 368

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 369

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 370

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 368

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 369

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 370

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 368

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 369

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 370

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 368

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 369

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 370

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 368

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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 369

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 370

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/sexcpotatoes/sxcpotatoes.com/tweetnest/inc/html.php on line 368

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@DANIELLEism I don’t know unemployment. There are certain situations you can’t get it like if you quit? But if you get fired you can? Dunno.

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@FroggieChikk maybe I’m not good at this, depressing you all the time ;d

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@FroggieChikk anyway, you’re twitter-cool, you don’t need to worry about all that noise.

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@FroggieChikk —with a lady, he enjoys her company, and he would give her the time, if she demanded “love me now or lose me forever”

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@FroggieChikk at least long term. They may keep a friendship up to get a crack at your “hotter” friends, but for a guy to spend his time—

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@FroggieChikk —guys don’t spend time with women that they wouldn’t sleep with. Straight up yes/no, would you bang her? Is always yes.

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@FroggieChikk maybe they’d have to be drunk, maybe it wouldn’t ever be for a relationship, just a hookup, but guys don’t spend time with—

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@FroggieChikk If they are a male friend, they would hook up with you. Guys don’t keep female friends that they wouldn’t sleep with.

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@FroggieChikk Bah, I’m glad nobody calls me their sister. @34bearcat

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@FroggieChikk What, is that like when you can’t score at a family reunion? Oh man, that sounds bad, especially since my reunions are in WV

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“The police are just a janitorial service employed to clean up your blood after you’ve been murdered.” -Wynn Duffy

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@a_rendel @Hulign no wifi and no apps built in. Fuck that noise

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@a_rendel @Hulign I’ll only respect you if it’s NON-3D, NON-“Smart” TV

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@a_rendel @Hulign You know women prefer girth to length.

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@DANIELLEism Congratulations! Hope you have something better paying and more fun already lined up.

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@mad_helper did have AutoPager on my setup for awhile but infinite scrolling on craigslist and ebay was kind of annoying when I didn’t want

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@sehchic They’re customers, why can’t we CUSS at THEM!?!?!

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@thatUPSdude nah, get a picket fence around yo arm instead of barbed wire. More dangerous. @FroggieChikk

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@FroggieChikk Nuzzles with beard, sheshe

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@FroggieChikk Also make sure you’re hydrated and maybe eat a banana. Potassium helps prevent cramps, etc.

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@FroggieChikk Do you need someone to rub your hands?

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