@Guerrilla_Radio just making a baaaaad joke
@Guerrilla_Radio ah well, watch out for Charlie!
@Guerrilla_Radio where are u moving to again?
Angrea If you are honestly interested in me for me and not just sex, you are gonna get sooo much sex.
@shawnrhill Don’t let the electrical gremlins out of their cage! VWs are not known for electrical systems aging gracefully.
@j_w_bradley Also, Steve Lang’s stuff on TTAC is really good reading.
@j_w_bradley only really visit @TTAC b/c they’re killing it, Got @murileemartin @JackBaruth & @BertelTTAC ! In addition 2 @SajeevMehta
@j_w_bradley Sorry, I’ve been weak in the past, but no longer. I quit them when they did the vomit-inducing redesign & castrated commenters.
@ElwoodJBlues Because a Timothy Olyphant never forgets!
whitney Folks contact me b/c they need a female game designer. Makes me want to relabel a giant jar of mayo with MAGIC GIRL SAUCE & carry it around.
e_zulko Everyone, look. http://t.co/EraANMhp
It’s not gay sex if you’re trying to make a baby! #heh *
@j_w_bradley @SajeevMehta It’s not gay sex if you’re trying to make a baby! #heh
damnredhead I feel like I’m the only woman alive who doesn’t think Ryan Gosling is hot & thinks all those memes are stupid. #thereisaidit
@knowyouronion I saw texting & driving. Kinda want to install TRAIN HORNS in my Grand Marquis so I can scare ppl like that into wrecking.
I don’t click FB links, Pinterest links or Gawker links. They’re all despicable companies, and don’t deserve a femtosecond of my attention.
@Tweet_Book is it meeee? And is it the new 47 Echo book or the old one? ;D
bbratt GOP self destructs RT @GreatDismal: Nails it.
http://t.co/L0PLGnom”
@ClevelandPoet Jimi! Stop biting patrons’ fingers off! No, stay the hell away from the Van Goghs too, you’ll be hungry for ears!
@SajeevMehta @j_w_bradley Making a baby!!?!?!
@SirGeek @coldnight Dude, has to be SOME uses for them, I’ve got a bunch of dead laptop HDDs & I’ve seen ppl make motorcycle models fr parts
@damnredhead but how do you finds your persons!? You should be drowning in freshly prepared deer meat!
@jenkcunningham Dad suggested you use a foot-file & spin the crayon, thus whittling a point.
@damnredhead Well that should help you snag a cowboy who hunts deer, put that in your personals profile “deer magnet”
@queenofpink @herl13 not even in the hair?!? (Women hate that)
@herl13 @queenofpink Aren’t all cadbury eggs mini-eggs by this point? They’ve shrunken them so far! Like Human Heads!
THESE DEER ARE SUICIDAL!!! RT @damnredhead: oh my god I almost hit another deer
Hey @Twitter, I know you worked hard to embed video, but can I PLEASE RT a post without video stopping & getting error messages?!?
ImTheQ You may want to make sure you’ve had a cup of coffee before you watch this… http://t.co/CoEdcOLN cc @jenkcunningham @therobertluke
.@jenkcunningham Twist it in #Santorum’s anus, should get a deadly point.
Dad’s giggling about the noises his stomach is making. It’s possible to never grow up!
@Android_Btsy BMI is bullshit, they had some “healthy” people vs some tubby people and the tubby dude won the track race!
Anybody who wants to get in on the #peek9 hacking project email SexCpotatoes @ gee mail dot Com-com-com-com. should be ez 2 decode
Hey @sirgeek @jrgifford Seems Internet Archive has some or all of the #Peek9 boards up! http://t.co/TP2rtAli
@Android_Btsy Aim for maybe 15-20 lbs OVER BMI numbers, Penn & Teller BULLSHIT (show) did a great episode “Obesity” I think it was.
@Android_Btsy I’m just saying don’t go all nuts & starvation thin or bodybuilder cut ;P Be healthy, a little overweight is good & attractive
ha ha ha, @SexCpotatoes, early morning @ reply bandit
@damnredhead I stole the Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wifi name, not the PoarBear Anus
@damnredhead I stole that name for my 1st wifi network (first wifi router ever, this week). I hope they don’t DMCA me.
@CallieMo @mariancall Oh HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I Do that late so I can claim it’s on purpose. Stands out more than all those on-time bday wishers!
I put cheese on my battery charger. What?!? I figure it’s cleaner than my counter, probably.
@RustedParadox you love ‘betwixt’ lips… thighs… buttocks… breasts… ;p
@sirgeek @jrgifford let’s all be #peekhackers together and find others to join up with and coordinate this thing! #usability #unite
raymondpirouz The Kill Switch Comes to the PC http://t.co/IIBaB6rQ In the market for a computer? Buy OSX or Win7 before the ‘switch’ happens.
@raymondpirouz or the type of deal reserved for our elected officials.
cc @guntruth MT @iheartchaos: Tactical beer mug comes with scope mounts and an AR-15 handle - http://t.co/sPN9N4Ty
I really hope G+ has a policy against hategroups, because I don’t think anyone wants to see the KKK start a Hangout.
It’s like Sanford & Sons only with white people. RT @oobbles: Now it’s playing Mumford and Sons, whatever the fuck that is.
Wow, Twitter is really effective, I didn’t even see that Sponsored Tweet, all I saw was the #xDismiss button!
@SirGeek OH, 29! Woo! Good for you, any colors?!? My 2 are a red and a black one. They made a Blue one back in the day.
@tutwillo Foghuffer! or FOGHAT!
@RustedParadox BETWIXT! or Boob! Which someone pointed out the word “Boob” is the objects in 3d, top, front & sideviews.
@schmope then the neighbors thump on the wall and yell, keep it down in there! & it slides down the wall. #imagination
Still beating. RT @schmope: So much anger in my chest. My heart just shot out and is now sticking to the wall.
knowyouronion I forgot to buy lube.
OMG_Ponies Photo: http://t.co/NmkFeAMb
@SirGeek $15-20 is expensive for replacement batteries for those!
@SirGeek shorted u, eh? Could u loop me in on development resources they send u. May want 2 make mine usable. & hang on2 xspensive batteries
@Android_Btsy No one want to fuck a radiator. Make sure you hold onto some curves and soft parts! :D
@SirGeek By time I got thru 1/2 hr line, it’d tripled out of sanctuary & all the way into the fellowship hall. Didn’t know him well tho.
@SirGeek One of the elders at the church I went to growing up (that my mom attends) passed away. Parking lot was FULL at 2 in the afternoon-
@herl13 I thought you were talking to a sammich, Rueben, not a dude, just to be clear.
@EBone Northeast Ohio, near Canton. About 70 miles straight south of Cleveland.
@luckyluckyia meh, sorry for flooding you, I just got up @ 3am & am feeling helpful. (I don’t really even take my own advice)
@luckyluckyia Or hobbies, things that you’re into, find a group that meets publicly or helps each other & loves the same things u do.
@luckyluckyia Bars aren’t really a good place to meet people, could try volunteering, at least you’ll know the dude has a social conscience.
@luckyluckyia Love & respect urself, try 2 be decent 2ppl, & make sure u go out & do stuff where u meet ppl. Some1 will notice u & want u.
@luckyluckyia All the big brains agree, like attracts like, concentrate on having fun & b happy in life, the love will take care of itself.
Bed. Because I have to drive Dad to Cleveland EARLY tomorrow. G’night
Let’s all bitch about how our own choices are negatively affecting us!!!
@Hulign but I do know about sXe
That’s what the razor is for your coke. Straight Edge. RT @Hulign: @SexCpotatoes haha not likely. I’m about as straight edge as they come.
@queenofpink I have an old Playboy from the 70’s where it talks about how people would make out in those in one of the feature articles.
We know it’s really your nose talking. MT @Hulign: Really hard 2 work when brain’s saying coookkkee coooookkee. Damn caffeine is evil. Mmmm
@herl13 Shouldn’t it be “nice to *eat* you?”
@yay_toast Put the eyedrops in, and it started burning like crazy
@yay_toast I was a kid when had my cornea scratched, they prescribed Bleph-10 eyedrops, THEN found out I was allergic to them & sulfa drugs.
@yay_toast Doctor will have to examine to confirm, & then they give you eyedrops & tape gauze patch over it.
@yay_toast If your cornea is scratched you know it, hurts like hell and your eye will not stop watering.
Calling hours, then junkyard, probably, I’m off until this evening. Stay warm and safe, everyone.
@yay_toast Hope you’re alright, also, eyelid, I had a scratched cornea as a kid, my brother has had fiberglass IN his eye, req’ing patches.
Mardi Gras! RT @chuckgoolsbee: “Open Rack project seeks to do away with the server chassis entirely and turn the rack into the chassis”
So much to do, so little willpower.
@allisonthemeep Because it’s always easier to tear down others than to actually create something or do something with your life.
@luckyluckyia Just b/c ppl don’t believe in u is no reason to lose faith in yourself. Don’t internalize others’ cruelty, it’s not healthy.
@DIYSara I figured it out almost instantly, but thanks for clarifying for our slower intarwub denizens.
DIYSara Or rather : http://t.co/kjgX7frw (change to your webaddress)
DIYSara Here is how to search for your images - http://t.co/qyhl8nF0
JustinKownacki The Keystone XL Pipeline folks are using eminent domain to sue the land out from US landowners: http://t.co/BLR7UTcO
ImTheQ Cul de “Sack”? http://t.co/5Wl5MaBE
.@Hulign Racist! When will decaying Americans finally get a fair shake? #ZombiesWerePeopleToo
irincarmon PA rep to objecting constituent @amaditalks: His daughter “cannot bear a child and you want to kill them.” Not quite. http://t.co/rSgKYZfX
@ImTheQ @JulieGomoll this is where they’re going to hit you with malfuntioning electronic newspapers! ZZZAP
Twitter is all like, “FeeEEEeeed Me, Seymore” and I’m all like, “I’m not Seymore!”
@ImTheQ @bestoffates OMG Your coffee mug is cheating on you!?!? My condolences.
“Shut up, food” #DanLather RT @herl13: @SexCpotatoes “Archer” has been on a serious streak lately. It has never been funnier.
http://t.co/FWvgTNL8 RT @rossnelson: I love my computer, you’re always in the mood. I get so turned on, when I turn on you. #musicfriday
But #socold … #so #cold RT @Android_Btsy: Can’t wait to have an ass of steel! And abs of steel…and basically a steel physique
.@Zcomposition @ClevelandPoet don’t listen to Zombies! He doesn’t want u looking back because he’s trying to sneak up behind you & EAT YOU
Sigh. Call me a bird homewrecker because I’m gonna have to go destroy a nest up in my carport (porchport?).
@XTREMELYSERIOUS @ihadthatcoming “I get better… as I get more worn down…” http://t.co/d1xXBQFF lyric early in the song
Crom1984 I bet the YMCA dance is a lot harder to do in Chinese……
@queenofpink @Stuperb @CRREdwards @JonnyHollywood @WalMartGourmet “my shame has a first name, it’s Tee-Why-Pee-And-Ohh” sung to Oscar M-eyer
They’re not weathermen, they’re weather terrorists.
Sit on a lap! #haveyoumetross? RT @rossnelson: I forgot to bring my heating pad today. :(
@DIYSara CTHULU HATS!!!! /BACLAVAS http://t.co/j1XUfbR0
@NeatoVito Yeah, I meant to bring up how a few years ago *ALL* the police drama shows and stuff had people puking all of a sudden.
Crashy-crashy-mcsleepy-crashy.
ByWeightRight? RT @AlbertBrooks: This “elite” media crap drives me batty. Limbaugh-Hannity-O’Reilly have the biggest audience in the world.
Nah wedding vid RT @IamEnidColeslaw: It’s your sex tape, isn’t it???? RT @KimKardashian I am watching the funniest thing ever!!!!!
@WaningWoman Fake it until you make it, beautiful!
Superb #Archer tonite!
@NeatoVito Everything has to keep going further to conjure the shock value that you need to get off on the “entertainment”
Act like you know what you’re doing! RT @WaningWoman: I don’t know how to act :)
@ElwoodJBlues At least it wasn’t Leah Thompson!
@WaningWoman 6’3”
I have the overwhelming urge to clean out my ears!
@oobbles whoops, page 1 has all the pics! http://t.co/oiceoFgA
@luckyluckyia good, because I think I’d kill myself trying to type that fast, especially one handed…
@luckyluckyia it was a public tweet to everybody, because I thought it might be smart enough to share with the whole world.
@luckyluckyia nah, not at the moment. Why, you need beat by beat updates? heh
It’s raining so hard I think I heard a mermaid land.
@luckyluckyia of course it’s MY 924pm, it is now 932pm, was the ‘trust issues’ tweet.
@luckyluckyia that or after orgasm(s)
@oobbles I coulda posted that I was looking for a queen (not drag) or show car they’re for! http://t.co/915F1gG7 PURPLE RIMS MUSTANG MOTOR
@m5manny @atr_hugo I WANT A NEW SAAB 96!!! http://t.co/nMqJpd1e
Show me someone without trust issues and I’ll show you someone who’s never trusted before.
@luckyluckyia see next tweet 924pm
@oobbles That’s meee. King of the multiple entendres. Also posted a pic of said hardware on the bed previous tweet ;p
@blondie80 MEGAbucks, but maybe get him a pair of INDY boots Alden? is the brand, lifetime guarantee, etc http://t.co/LYjRZj3D
#headers They are in bed with me!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! 1 5/8 Mustang Shorty Headers! Pypes brand http://t.co/V4zrwjQ5 $100 CL deal http://t.co/jqfoSXD6
@luckyluckyia Well maybe you were too easy before and it’s helping you strike the perfect balance of lovely yet hard to get?
Probably shoulda hyphenated twitter-bitches.
Apparently, fake twitter bitches *LOVE* me.
Sorry, but I can’t take anything @CA_DMV says seriously until they get rid of Red Light (s)Cameras in the state.
@swankydoodle @Clayton_king Sorry, but I’d say AppIe is more Pederast Van.
@DIYSara ONLY JUAN!
@DIYSara where PINTEREST screws the pooch is claiming they can sell anything u pin/post 2 their site, they own it & can make money off it!!!
@DIYSara There R diff kinds of CreativeCommons licensing, long as u give credit u should be able to share as long as you’re not SELLING IT
@DIYSara Attribute w/o permission just doesn’t make sense to me… Like, attribution is bold text under image that TROY MACLURE did this
@SexCpotatoes @oobbles @rossnelson @pafford ha, I could’ve used OLDWIFE, may hve been funnier. :(
@DIYSara ? Really ton of stuff is creative commons which means u CAN use but ONLY if explicitly CREDIT the OWNER & link back 2 it.
@oobbles @rossnelson @pafford HIDE YO CODS, HIDE YO ALEWIFE! #fishpocalypse http://t.co/z1H43ntD
@DIYSara not sharing, it’s sharing without attribution & proffering to sell said shared items for personal profit without owner permission.
@DIYSara go!
@Stuperb Santorum is a shit-sucker of the highest order.
It’s like the #GOP expects Obama to run against himself or something….
@damnredhead I read an advice column in the paper (MISS MANNERS?) that said this violates the CAN SPAMM ACT or whatever, just the other day.
@GitEmSteveDave I HAD A DIGGER STUFFED ANIMAL I FED MACARONI AND CHEESE OMG HE WAS MY FAVORITE.
@55seddel and do away with ALL TOLLS!
@Stuperb When I was kid @ pharmacy piped up & told pharmacist “My daddy farts really loud & it stinks real bad & my mommy yells CHAR-LES!!!”
@DIYSara the cool thing about vista & 7 is you can type it in and it’ll come up. WIndowsSTART there’ll be box @ bottom of menu, type disk
markofrespect The myth of 8 hour sleep: http://t.co/SmzfgLyN
@missyisnikkilee @Annoyedworld Bob Dole has more boner pills than me.
@DIYSara You can run ‘disk cleanup’ before you defrag too. CCleaner may take care of some of it, but less to move around, faster defrag!
@Stuperb My dad has some wind that’s pretty killer. Not pretty, it may kill, I’m surprised I’ve survived it thusfar.
Don’t have 2 mean it either! RT @jenkcunningham: Challenge accepted! RT @rlongw: Say something nice to everyone you meet today. #kindnessact
@DIYSara though it won’t hold up in court, they can’t claim force majeur or whatever when entire thrust of their system counts on violation.
@DIYSara yes
@Stuperb a happenin’ is the third or so M. Night Shamalaymyding-dong movie where people get killed by plants.
@herl13 Plus, if I were doing the other “Makin’ Bacon” I’d think there’d be typos in such a tweet or I’d be too busy to tweet at all!
@herl13 literal cooking of the bacon in a pan as a precursor to eggies.
DIYSara RT @stevemorton: Why I’m against Pinterest. http://t.co/eZi0rjaC
@DIYSara CCleaner to nuke all your cookies and temp internet files and such, superantispyware is good, and MAYBE price some RAM @ newegg
Makin’ bacon!
@luckyluckyia Maybe u just needed periodic reminders that u CAN love, 2 keep u well seasoned 4 eventual happiness, so u won’t let pass u by.
@luckyluckyia Unrequited love is the truest form of love. Think about it, it’s easy 2 tell yourself you’re in love when someone reciprocates
@DANIELLEism I have that effect on people, sorry.
Goodnight, tweethearts.
@raymondpirouz I was referencing the “Content has been blocked from being embedded, please go watch this shit on YT” message so many carry.
OR rather #TFBB
Team Follow Backbacon #TFB
.@herl13 Next big twitter profile trend: “I like looking to make new fuck friends!”
Naaaah, my regular tweets suck enough for that… RT @coldnight: @SexCpotatoes Take a breath? :)
Should I do something special for my upcoming 30,000th tweet?
@allisonthemeep They’re like poke-you-mons, gotta catch ‘em all!
The “I like to fuck” twitter profile really has been done to death.
@DANIELLEism @Sokism I have the feeling that you’d spoil very well. :d
@DANIELLEism @Sokism There’s a “package tracking” double-entendre in there somewhere, but I’m getting tired.
@Sokism @DANIELLEism Do you do giftwrapping? I think @DANIELLEism is too pretty to not get stolen if sent through the mail. :D
@DANIELLEism @Sokism I’m a smartass, ‘time to find your girls a man” = one man for your girls (plural) sign me up! ;p
@DANIELLEism @Sokism Are they cool w/ sharing? Because I’m kind of a bigger dude, there’s a lot of me to go around… j/k
@raymondpirouz Thanx 4 posting vid I could actually watch IN TWITTER. YT should have it so if you RT u can watch on T w/o having 2go2 YT
raymondpirouz What’s the Real Cost of Living? http://t.co/4IAKojXX “The Consumer Price Index (CPI) is a fantasy-land number”
I think I’m gonna have a constant erection once I get my hotrod on the road. #likeArcher No drives over 4 hours.
These two hex heads must not be for anything important or they would’ve not been leftover. #dashtogether
Time to check the car for reassembly of dash, hope the socket is in there.
New product idea: Tanning Bed that cooks pork whilst you darken, & FBposts: #FaceBacon
@oobbles we always knew you were cerifiable! ;p Good luck!
@oobbles instead of just skipping shit you know, why not get actual credit hours for skipping shit you know!?
@oobbles I think the price is up to like $75 /test small price to pay I scored 6 creds math 6 span & 3 Eng creds (was $55 /test back then)
MOOSE AND SQUIRREL
I guess since twitter shit out AGAIN at 23 hours & I can’t view any tweets older than that, tweets I’ve missed must remain unread forever :(
In my haste to catch up with all the tweets I haven’t visited the daily webcomics I have bookmarked or any of my daily sites YET
@Stuperb @Tweetermeyer @TTAC He doesn’t tweet a lot (has been getting better about it) & TTAC is a great site if you’re into cars.